Why I am Here
My opinions are, well, simply better. They are informed, enlightening, and correct; if they weren't, they would not be my opinions. It would not be right to keep all this wonderful truth to myself, so I decided that it would be best to share my views with the world. And as Joker said in The Dark Knight a wise man once told me, "If you're good at something, never do it for free."
In order to satisfy both my moral obligation to improve the world by telling everybody what I think and my ethical obligation to not get what I want by stealing, I have decided to market my skills. On the left, you will see how to get around the website to the different categories where I offer my opinions. Use them to see which category you wish to obtain the correct opinion in, and consult the table below to get my costs. I accept payment in cash, check, money order, and PayPal. Please note: payment must be in U.S. dollars and is required BEFORE services are rendered.
|Category||Cost per min.||Notes about the category|
|Politics||$2.50||Controversial opinions double|
|Philosophy||$3.50||Secular philosophy $5 surcharge|
|Everyday Life||$1.75||Cannot be politics or philosophy|